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Pitty-pat

A licking machine. If you let your guard down you could be the next victim.

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First photoblog post

First photoblog post

Some materials from the construction at the house next door to the one we rent each year at Lake Martin.

I’m testing out the Yet Another Photoblog Plugin. It’s working out pretty well so far but there are still kinks to be ironed out.

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Newsflash: Police shoot at gas-station clerk

At least according to the blurb for a Channel 11 article.

Police said they need the public’s help finding some violent criminals who robbed a gas station off Brockett Road, and even shot at the clerk.

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Channel 11 makes the English language cry

There has been a major police crackdown at a monthly car show in Midtown Atlanta, which the dangerous spinning and smoking of tires by drivers.

So reads the teaser for an article on Channel 11’s web site.

The fun continues in the article itself:

Last month 11Alive News showed that after dark, a car show at The Varsity turns into a competition of smoking tires.

The comma, it weeps.

“… We’re glad the police is out here to kind of keep things in nip.”

An overt flexing of the power of law that some hope will allow their passion to continue.

“It’s about people coming together, and that’s what it is all about,” Forsythe said. “Every kind of car you can think of, every type of person you can think of, and that’s what we’re here for.”

And, in closing:

That left the sound of engines rumbling down Spring Street toward the on-ramp for the Downtown Connector, and the drive home.

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Worlds oldest darkroom

Apparently, when Joseph Fortuné Petiot-Groffier (known as one of the pioneers of photography) died in 1855 - his darkroom in Chalon-sur-Saône in Burgundy was simply abandoned and the door closed. His heirs and successors never did anything with that part of the house and just left it locked up. Upon the death of the last of his family two years ago it was eventually found that the whole darkroom was still fully intact - complete with bottles of chemicals, apparatus and everything a photographer in 1855 needed.

Just too cool.

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WTF?

The USDA is suing an Arkansas beef producer, Creekstone Farms. What is the reason for the lawsuit? The reason is that Creekstone wants to test every head of cattle it processes for bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE) a.k.a. mad cow disease.

It is unconscionable that the government agency responsible for protecting the food supply would bring a lawsuit against a producer who’s only crime is actually pursuing a guarantee of safety.

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Tab switch keys in Firefox

I’ve been toying with the idea of using FireFox as my main browser. Despite all of the great features offered by Mac native web browsers, they all seem to possess one great flaw: they’re dogs in the performance department. My current favorite, OmniWeb, regularly consumes 600+ megabytes of resident memory and 2+ gigabytes of virtual memory. This is memory that other, larger, applications like Photoshop would very much like to have. This means there’s a lot of swapping to disk going on. On a laptop this is, in a word, slow. Firefox does not seem to suffer from this problem.

The majority of my qualms with FireFox (i.e. lack of a spell checker) have been corrected with version 2. One glaring omission remains, though. The seemingly Mac-standard keys for switching tabs are completely absent. I’ve finally found a fix for this, though.

Here’s how to fix it.

  • First install the Keyconfig extension.
  • Open the Keyconfig preferences by selecting Tools > Keyconfig
  • Select Keyconfig from the dropdown at the top of the dialog
  • Add a new key and name it Next Tab and select Global
  • Paste the following code into the code entry field:
var tab = gBrowser.mCurrentTab;
if(tab.nextSibling) {
    gBrowser.mTabContainer.advanceSelectedTab(1);
} else {
   gBrowser.mTabContainer.selectedIndex = 0;
}
  • Select OK
  • Add another key, name it Previous Tab and select Golbal
  • Enter the following into the code entry field:
var currentTab = gBrowser.mTabContainer.selectedIndex;
gBrowser.mTabContainer.advanceSelectedTab(-1);
var newTab = gBrowser.mTabContainer.selectedIndex;
if(currentTab == newTab) {
    var count = gBrowser.mTabContainer.childNodes.length;
    gBrowser.mTabContainer.selectedIndex = count - 1;
}
  • Assign keys to the two entries you created. I used ⇧⌘-Left Arrow and ⇧⌘-Right Arrow
  • Close the Keyconfig dialog

Now with any new window these keys should allow you to switch tabs with wrapping at the end.

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Small reassurances

The small things in life have the greatest power to change your perception of the world. Today I visited, with my mother and brother, the Tanger outlet mall on I75. A location better known to many as redneck mecca.

The office houses the only publicly accessible restroom in the complex. This singular status cemented it as my final destination before returning to Atlanta.

The office area contains a small precinct office of the Locust Grove police department tasked, I can only assume, with diffusing the frequent skirmishes between followers of Dale Jr. and Jeff Gordon. The precinct is divided into two halves: one obviously serving as the office and another whose purpose is more mysterious. The windows are blacked out by a coat of Krylon, though a sizable hole in the security screen reveals a desk, an institutional couch, and a well worn folding table with matching chairs. The corner holds a growing collection of brooms and other detritus.

Bizarre as it may seem, the broom-closet-cum-interrogation-room is not the greatest feature to attract the eye of passers-by. The door to the office frames this view:

I, for one, rest well knowing that the Locust Grove police have assumed the mantle of Fox Mulder. Certainly with the intrepid assistance of Sponge Bob their quest will be fulfilled.

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Best spam subject ever

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Good Customer Service

I just received an email from a merchant who shall remain nameless:

Thank you for ordering from xxxxx.

WE KNOW WE LET YOU DOWN.

We’re sorry the item you ordered cannot be delivered in time for the holidays.

We are taking 20% off the cost of the item to compensate for this inconvenience. While we know this does not make up for the fact that you will not have the item when you needed it, we hope you will accept this offer of good faith with our sincere apologies.

They’ve sent several updates keeping me informed about the delay before this message. I was a bit irritated when the item in question didn’t arrive, but this helps to take the edge off a bit.

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