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	<title>grumbles</title>
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	<description>the pointless things that fill my head</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 20:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>costco vs. walmart</title>
		<link>http://chaplovejoy.com/2009/03/costco-vs-walmart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 20:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chap</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;If anyone ever asks you to explain the difference between Costco and Walmart now you have an answer.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/03/costco-is-selling-french-winter-black-truffles.html">&#8220;If anyone ever asks you to explain the difference between Costco and Walmart now you have an answer.&#8221;</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>and the winner is&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://chaplovejoy.com/2009/02/and-the-winner-is/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 18:37:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chap</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[ajc]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[body]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[grammar]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[language]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In the category of &#8220;Most uses of the word East in a single sentence&#8221;, The Atlanta Journal Constitution:

The body was seen on the eastbound tracks of the East-West rail line, east of the East Lake station, MARTA assistant police Chief Joseph Dorsey said Thursday night.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[In the category of &#8220;Most uses of the word East in a single sentence&#8221;, <a href="http://www.ajc.com/services/content/metro/dekalb/stories/2009/02/19/woman_hit_by_marta.html?cxtype=rss&amp;cxsvc=7&amp;cxcat=13">The Atlanta Journal Constitution</a>:<br />
<blockquote>
The body was seen on the eastbound tracks of the East-West rail line, east of the East Lake station, <span class="caps">MARTA </span>assistant police Chief Joseph Dorsey said Thursday night.<br />
</blockquote>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>the obvious question&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://chaplovejoy.com/2009/01/the-obvious-question/</link>
		<comments>http://chaplovejoy.com/2009/01/the-obvious-question/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:33:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chap</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[currentevents]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Considering that this woman is &#8220;fairly young&#8221;, lives with her parents, and already has six children what the fuck was she doing on fertility treatments?

NYT: Octuplets&#8217; Mom Has 6 Other Children]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Considering that this woman is &#8220;fairly young&#8221;, lives with her parents, and already has six children what the fuck was she doing on fertility treatments?</p>

<p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/01/30/us/AP-Octuplets.html?_r=1&amp;partner=rss&amp;emc=rss"><span class="caps">NYT</span>: Octuplets&#8217; Mom Has 6 Other Children</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>tonight&#8217;s dinner, recipe edition</title>
		<link>http://chaplovejoy.com/2009/01/tonights-dinner-recipe-edition/</link>
		<comments>http://chaplovejoy.com/2009/01/tonights-dinner-recipe-edition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 02:50:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chap</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[recipe]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[

2 slices wheat bread, frozen
1 banana 
Extra-crunchy Jiff peanut butter






Remove bread slices from freezer. Place on wire rack and allow to thaw for an hour.
Peel banana. Slice on the bias into approx 1/4 inch slices.
Spread layer of peanut butter on one slice of bread.
Arrange banana slices on top of peanut butter.
Top with second slice of [...]]]></description>
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<li>2 slices wheat bread, frozen</li>
<li>1 banana </li>
<li>Extra-crunchy Jiff peanut butter</li>
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<li>Remove bread slices from freezer. Place on wire rack and allow to thaw for an hour.</li>
<li>Peel banana. Slice on the bias into approx 1/4 inch slices.</li>
<li>Spread layer of peanut butter on one slice of bread.</li>
<li>Arrange banana slices on top of peanut butter.</li>
<li>Top with second slice of bread.</li>
<li>Enjoy!</li>
</ol>

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		<title>a passing observation</title>
		<link>http://chaplovejoy.com/2009/01/a-passing-observation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:41:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chap</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[advertising]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[tv]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An inventory of advertisements aired during the 00:35 break of an episode of The First 48 (warning: annoying flash video):



Promo spot for The First 48
A reality show about interventions
WalMart
Manwich
An IUD
KFC
CoverGirl makeup
Hebrew National
Extended auto warranties




I wonder what this says about their target demographic other than an apparent penchant for global megacorportations and annoying auto-play flash videos.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An inventory of advertisements aired during the 00:35 break of an episode of <a href="http://www.aetv.com/the_first_48/"><strong>The First 48</strong></a> (warning: annoying flash video):</p>


<ul>
<li>Promo spot for <strong>The First 48</strong></li>
<li>A reality show about interventions</li>
<li>WalMart</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manwich">Manwich</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.mirena-us.com/index.jsp">An <span class="caps">IUD</span></a></li>
<li><span class="caps">KFC</span></li>
<li>CoverGirl makeup</li>
<li><a href="http://www.hebrewnational.com/index.jsp">Hebrew National</a></li>
<li>Extended auto warranties</li>
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<p>I wonder what this says about their target demographic other than an apparent penchant for global megacorportations and annoying auto-play flash videos.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>astonishing fact of the day</title>
		<link>http://chaplovejoy.com/2009/01/astonishing-fact-of-the-day/</link>
		<comments>http://chaplovejoy.com/2009/01/astonishing-fact-of-the-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chap</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[religion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sins the Catholic church considers worse than genocide:



attempting to assassinate the Pope
a priest revealing someone&#8217;s confession
a priest having sex and then offering forgiveness
participating in an abortion and then trying to become a priest
and, last but certainly not least, desecrating a eucharist (this includes simply not eating it)




Who knew that the Atkins diet could end up [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sins the Catholic church considers <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/4247756/Vatican-reveals-secrets-of-worst-sins.html?whaargarbl">worse than genocide</a>:</p>


<ul>
<li>attempting to assassinate the Pope</li>
<li>a priest revealing someone&#8217;s confession</li>
<li>a priest having sex and then offering forgiveness</li>
<li>participating in an abortion and then trying to become a priest</li>
<li>and, last but certainly not least, desecrating a eucharist (this includes simply not eating it)</li>
</ul>



<p>Who knew that the Atkins diet could end up ranking you above Hitler.</p>

<p>via: <a href="http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2009/01/16/vaticant/">Bad Astronomy</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>All the gold in the world</title>
		<link>http://chaplovejoy.com/2008/12/all-the-gold-in-the-world/</link>
		<comments>http://chaplovejoy.com/2008/12/all-the-gold-in-the-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:41:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chap</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[That means that if you could somehow gather every scrap of gold that man has ever mined into one place, you could only build about one-third of the Washington Monument.

HowStuffWorks: All the gold in the world

via: Kottke]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>That means that if you could somehow gather every scrap of gold that man has ever mined into one place, you could only build about one-third of the Washington Monument.</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://money.howstuffworks.com/question213.htm">HowStuffWorks: All the gold in the world</a></p>

<p>via: <a href="http://www.kottke.org/08/12/not-a-lot-of-gold">Kottke</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Clyde Shepherd Nature Preserve Panorama</title>
		<link>http://chaplovejoy.com/2008/12/clyde-shepard-nature-preserve-panorama/</link>
		<comments>http://chaplovejoy.com/2008/12/clyde-shepard-nature-preserve-panorama/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 01:47:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chap</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[clyde shepherd nature preserve]]></category>

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Went over to Clyde Shepherd Nature Preserve, one of my favorite spots in the city, this afternoon. I shot this quick hand-held panorama of the wetland meadow and (dry) beaver pond area.

Click through for a zoomable version of the full-sized image.




  
  
  
  
  


I think the smudgy-looking spots [...]]]></description>
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<p>Went over to Clyde Shepherd Nature Preserve, one of my favorite spots in the city, this afternoon. I shot this quick hand-held panorama of the wetland meadow and (dry) beaver pond area.</p>

<p>Click through for a zoomable version of the full-sized image.</p>

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<p>I think the smudgy-looking spots are a result of a poor interaction between the breeze and Photoshop&#8217;s PhotoMerge. Unfortunately, I flattened the image before I noticed them so fixing them will have to wait for another day.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>What would you do with $1000?</title>
		<link>http://chaplovejoy.com/2008/12/what-would-you-do-with-1000/</link>
		<comments>http://chaplovejoy.com/2008/12/what-would-you-do-with-1000/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:04:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chap</dc:creator>
		
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According to the Freakonomics Blog the value of the Zimbabwe Dollar has fallen so low that it is cost-effective to use the $1000 note as a replacement for toilet paper.]]></description>
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<p>According to the <a href="http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/12/18/freak-shots-when-money-goes-down-the-toilet/">Freakonomics Blog</a> the value of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimbabwe_dollar">Zimbabwe Dollar</a> has fallen so low that it is cost-effective to use the $1000 note as a replacement for toilet paper.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Cochran Mill Falls</title>
		<link>http://chaplovejoy.com/2008/12/cochran-mill-falls/</link>
		<comments>http://chaplovejoy.com/2008/12/cochran-mill-falls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 04:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chap</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[

Cochran Mill Falls by Wizum

Gorgeous, only 45 minutes away&#8230; this may be the weekend&#8217;s destination.

Update: this seems promising too]]></description>
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<p><cite><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/wizum/3117187828/">Cochran Mill Falls</a> by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/wizum/">Wizum</a></cite></p>

<p>Gorgeous, only 45 minutes away&#8230; this may be the weekend&#8217;s destination.</p>

<p>Update: <a href="http://georgiatrails.com/trails/dicks_creek.html">this seems promising too</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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